THE MANAGEMENT REGRETS THAT

IT HAS COME TO THEIR ATTENTION

THAT EMPLOYEES DYING ON THE

JOB ARE FAILING TO FALL DOWN.

THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP,

AS IT BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE TO

DISTINGUISH BETWEEN DEATH AND

NATURAL MOVEMENT OF THE STAFF.

ANY EMPLOYEES FOUND DEAD IN AN

UPRIGHT POSITION WILL BE DROPPED

FROM THE PAYROLL.